Dear HFW
Watching the first episode of your new River Cottage series, made me think, will you EVER do a bad show?
You are the undoubted King of food shows.
I love the enthusiasm and obvious joy you have in preparing AND eating - lots of TV chefs are all about ego, looking good and making "beautiful" food - but not many appear to enjoy eating (for me, it's neck and neck between you and Mario Batali - and that guy couldn't not love eating).
The only downside is that you always make me feel hungry - which isnt good when there is nothing good to eat in the house!
Keep it up and keep it real.
G
NIGELLA LAWSON - HATE MAIL
Nigella
You are NOT lazy, you do NOT always take the easy option - DON'T TELL LIES!
You work your, considerable, butt off - we all know it, you are fooling nobody.
Now carry on, and be more honest.
Harrassed Housewife (Hull)
PS - it's not even your kitchen we see you in these days - hurrumph!!!
You are NOT lazy, you do NOT always take the easy option - DON'T TELL LIES!
You work your, considerable, butt off - we all know it, you are fooling nobody.
Now carry on, and be more honest.
Harrassed Housewife (Hull)
PS - it's not even your kitchen we see you in these days - hurrumph!!!
SIMON RIMMER - LOVE LETTER
Dear Si,
She has become obssesive - It is fabulous!
With love and gratitude,
G
I love you, more than words can say - but don't get too excited big fella, please..
Because of you, I get cup cakes every time my girlfriend has a day off work - she saw you make them on the telly and now she is unable to not make them whenever she has a spare hour.
She has become obssesive - It is fabulous!
Just a pity for me, that you, rather than Linda Lovelace is her muse. But you can't have everything, can you?
With love and gratitude,
G
GREGG WALLACE - HATE MAIL
Gregg, Two things; 1. Stop sucking your spoon. 2. Stop agreeing blindly with everything Michel Roux says. What's the point? Of you, that is?
Jean Anthelme (Paris)
NIGELLA LAWSON - LOVE LETTER
Dear N,
You may have your knockers, but I'd lick the jam out of your roly-poly any day of the week.
Deliciously Yours
Gx
You may have your knockers, but I'd lick the jam out of your roly-poly any day of the week.
Deliciously Yours
Gx
GORDON RAMSAY - HATE MAIL
Dear Gordon
Vexed of Chorley
Just grow up. Thats it. Full Stop. We know you like a swear (don't we all), we know you are a bit toey at times (ditto) - but come on, you've turned into a pantomime baddy. No one is buying your schtick anymore.
Vexed of Chorley
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