SIMON RIMMER - LOVE LETTER

Dear Si,

I love you, more than words can say - but don't get too excited big fella, please..

Because of you, I get cup cakes every time my girlfriend has a day off work - she saw you make them on the telly and now she is unable to not make them whenever she has a spare hour.

She has become obssesive - It is fabulous!

Just a pity for me, that you, rather than Linda Lovelace is her muse. But you can't have everything, can you?

With love and gratitude,
G

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